No "fractional CMO" packages. No 60-page strategy decks that nobody reads. Six tightly-defined services we can describe to your accountant in one sentence each.
Our 1,200-name database, hand-tagged by beat (consumer tech, food, books, climate, design), outlet, last-pitch date, and tone profile. Includes a quarterly refresh and a one-hour onboarding call. Yours to use without limits for the contract term.
Three tiers — Whisper, Loud, Megaphone — calibrated for what you actually need. The vast majority of clients sit in Loud at $14,000 / month with a 12-month minimum. Includes pitching, follow-up, weekly Slack, and monthly press reports.
Eight hours in our Brooklyn studio with a former broadcast producer and a print interviewer. We rehearse three scenarios — the friendly profile, the skeptical podcast, and the hostile cable hit — and you leave with a 90-minute reel and three rehearsed soundbites.
A monthly membership with a 24-hour SLA. When something detonates, you call one number and a senior partner is on the phone within an hour. Includes one annual tabletop exercise and a personalized statement library updated quarterly.
A six-week pop-up engagement built around a single product, book, fund, or store opening. Embargoes, exclusives, a tight pitch tree, and a daily war-room Slack. Best paired with media training one month out.
You have a take. We have section editors on speed-dial. We turn your messy 2,000-word Google doc into a 900-word piece an editor will actually run. Two-round revision standard, placement is on a best-effort basis but our hit rate is 71%.
| Service | Length | Best For | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Press List Rental | Quarterly | Solo founders pitching themselves | $3,200 |
| Whisper Retainer | 12-mo min | One-product brands | $8,000/mo |
| Loud Retainer | 12-mo min | Most-picked, most clients | $14,000/mo |
| Megaphone Retainer | 12-mo min | Public-facing CEOs, funds | $24,000/mo |
| Media Training Day | 1 day | Pre-launch CEOs, debut authors | $6,800 |
| Crisis Hotline | Monthly | Public-company comms heads | $2,400/mo |
| Launch Sprint | 6 weeks | Single-product launches | $22,000 |
| Op-Ed Ghosting | 3–4 weeks | Founders with one big take | $4,400 |
No, and run very fast away from anyone who does. PR is a high-effort, high-skill craft and the most a reputable shop can guarantee is the work — pitch quality, follow-up, and reporter access. That said, our hit rate over 412 placements last year is something we are happy to stand behind.
You will have a senior partner as your day-to-day lead at the Loud and Megaphone tiers, and a junior associate doing logistics and follow-up. At the Whisper tier, an associate leads with senior partner supervision. We don't run a "bait-and-switch" model.
We turn down crypto-adjacent token projects, defense contractors, and any work that requires us to obscure who actually owns the thing. We have also passed on work for any company in active litigation against a journalist on our list.
Yes — the quarterly rental can be used as a single-push tool, although you will get more out of it if you space your pitches across the three months. We will not pitch on your behalf during a list-rental engagement.
Occasionally, for specific founder-led brands at the Loud tier, we will discount up to 30% of fees in exchange for a small equity grant. The conversation has to happen at the contract stage and we cap our portfolio at six equity engagements at any time.