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Pitch Us.

Tell us, in your own words, what you want the world to know. We answer every form within two business days. We are bad at no-replies.

What To
Send. And
What Not.

Send us the messy stuff. The unfiltered version of why you started, what you've made, who you want to read about it, and what you've already tried. We don't need a deck. We don't want a deck.

Helpful in your reply:

  • One paragraph on what you do, in plain English
  • Two recent press hits, even if they didn't actually run
  • Three reporters or outlets you'd love to be in
  • Your timeline — is this a launch, a fundraise, an ongoing reputation effort?
  • Budget range, even if it's a range

Skip:

  • The 40-page pitch deck
  • Anything labeled "growth hack"
  • Pre-NDA conversation requests
  • "Quick brain-pick" 15-minute calls

Tell Us Loudly.

Two business-day reply, every time. Reza picks up the genuinely-urgent crisis line at (212) 555-0118.

I am not pitching a crypto-token launch, defense-tech, or anything I would be embarrassed to read about myself in print.

What Happens
After You Hit Send.

01

Read

Within 2 business days a senior partner reads the form personally — every line, no triage assistant.

02

Reply

You'll hear back with either "let's talk" + a calendar link, or a candid "this isn't us, here's who is."

03

Call

30-minute Zoom with the partner you'd actually work with. We bring questions. You bring your three target outlets.

04

Memo

If we both like the call, we write a one-page memo — what we'd do in the first 90 days, what it costs, what could go wrong.

05

Sign

If the memo lands, the contract is two pages. We start the following Monday. Your first pitch goes out within 14 days.

Yes & No,
In Public.

YES — we love these:

  • Founder-led consumer brands with one good product, not seven
  • Authors with a book under contract and a clear thesis
  • Climate hardware companies post-pilot, pre-Series B
  • Funds with a thesis a reporter can describe in one sentence
  • Hospitality groups opening one venue, not five
  • Founders willing to be on camera and answer hard questions honestly

NO — please save us both the call:

  • Crypto-tokens, NFTs, anything with a tokenomics chart in the deck
  • Defense and weapons-adjacent technology
  • Any company in active litigation against a journalist
  • "Personal brand" engagements where there is no underlying business
  • Pure-play AI-content tools without a use-case beyond cost cuts
  • Three-month engagements at the Loud or Megaphone tier