section · 08 — audit

A 60-minute
growth audit. Free.

Sixty minutes with a senior strategist. We'll pull a snapshot of your ad accounts, rebuild the attribution math live, and hand back three changes you can ship next week. No deck. No follow-up. Six slots per quarter.

fig.08 · audit request

Qualify in seven fields.

// median response time: 14 hours
★ minimum band: $1M annual revenue.
★ slots: 6 per quarter (Q2 2026: 3 remaining).
★ industries: DTC consumer goods only.
03 · slots · q2 2026

three open slots remaining.

Slots are calendared with the senior who would run your account. We don't double-book.

// week of may 5
tue · 10:00 — booked
thu · 14:00 — booked
fri · 11:00
// week of may 19
mon · 09:00 — booked
wed · 15:00
thu · 11:00 — booked
// week of jun 2
tue · 13:00
wed · 10:00 — booked
fri · 14:00 — booked
04 · fit

who this is, · who it isn't.

Read the columns honestly. We'd rather decline an audit than waste your hour.

The audit is for you if…

  • You're an operator at a $1M+ DTC consumer brand.
  • Your blended ROAS has stalled for 6+ months.
  • You can't reconcile your ad-platform numbers with Shopify.
  • You're considering a $20k+/mo growth retainer in the next 6 months.
  • Your CFO no longer trusts the LTV slide in board decks.
  • You're ready to share read-only access for the call.

The audit isn't for you if…

  • You're pre-product-market-fit (under $1M revenue).
  • You're a B2B SaaS company.
  • You're shopping for a freelance media buyer under $5k/mo.
  • You want a free strategy session before hiring an in-house head of growth.
  • You're running a course or info-product business.
  • You're looking for equity-only or success-fee partners.